Penisless scumbag stole my badge!
Woke up this fine morning, no work, sun out, wondering where to go with the wind in my hair, only to discover some cockless vandal has ripped the boot badge off my Spider and made a mess of the bootlid.
Talk of spoiling ones day!
I now sitting here with a loaded air rifle, waiting to see if the c**t fancies returning for the bonnet badge and wondering what I'll do to the distended piece of putrid rectum if I get my hands on them.
My favourite at the moment is breaking fingers, hands, arms, toes, legs and setting fire to their genitals, while they burn, dig a hole and then bury them alive with the badge wrapped in barbed wire stuck up their ****.
Please feel free to add any more to this list, as it helps take the pain away.