I have just the one embarrassing issue, well, only one that is to do with the car that is. I cruise into the local superstore carpark, roof down, shades on, rhythm and blues belting out on the stereo, looking the mustard, then i try to get out the car but the car has other ideas. The door locks itself as i am in the process of opening it, it is neither open nor shut, just sort of ajar, leaving me looking a right plum as I try to batter my way out, whilst leaving me with a face like a slapped ****. The only way to open it other than to lean out and open from the outside is to lock the door with the keyfob and then open again. This can have the added side effect of triggering the alarm. I am convinced it does this just in case there might have been somebody within 200 yards who may have missed my original misfortune, so they too can now witness my downfall. Any ideas anybody?