After 2 weeks of ownership, here's my list. You can decipher the good and bad for yourself.....
My intermittent wipers have a mind of their own. It does keep me guessing where on the windscreen they'll land.
When I want to clean the screen, I don't need biblical levels of water to do so.
Having to park in the far corner of any car park to avoid people parking next to you, only for you to return and find the tattiest builders van in history plonked in the next space.
Every so often, refusing to let me out. I like to think the car does this on purpose in order to keep me driving it!
Being late for work because I can't walk away from her without stopping to turn back to oogle. She's almost too good looking.
Constantly driving with the niggling worry that at any second, it may catastrophically fail for no reason.
Not being able to clean her because it's raining. (Technically not really a fault with the car!)
Having to change into different shoes to drive because it wasn't really designed for people who are 6' 6".
To surmise, for the 3 grand I spent, nothing comes close in terms of looks, noise and the sense of satisfaction you get when you happen to mention you drive an Alfa Romeo....