There's a fellow posting in alt.autos.alfa-romeo advertising a free Sud. Now I know it's April Fool's Day, but I'm assuming that this is a legitimate offer. The car is probably crap, but you never know. It's supposed to be a 1979 AlfaSud 1.5 Super.
They guy's e-mail address is Mark <firstname.lastname@example.org>
The post reads as follows:
I have this sud ...it failed it's MOT in June 1997 and hasn't been driven since ...it was, however a lovely car and in great condition. Now, it's obviously in a sorry state. It's free to anyone prepared to collect it from Preston in Lancs. UK. I'd love to think it would be restored, but you can have it for parts. Pictures available (as it was).