lol man !!! Im laughing my head off!! yes you can say we are as you have described driving in Malta, its that we are a bit hot headed, and to be honest its that we are craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy about cars. Its Ford VS Alfa here and you can find cars that are in mint condition which in other countries have been forgotten, we love our cars even if its a 40 year old Austin, a car to the Maltese is part of family.
I must say that although we drive like crazy and we dont give a damm about roundabouts and one way signs, we are good drivers. Due to the fact that we dont have highways we must burn out our driving passion in limited space. That means even driving on two wheels to get through a very very narrow street ,,,,lol lol
Ive drivin in the UK and its funnnnnn.