Re: Fag Lighter
OK ~ answering my own question for anyone else reading this. The fuse box for the cigar (does anyone smoke those in an Alfa?) lighter isn't in the boot, it's under the steering column. Unscrew the black knob (no frankie howard noises from the back please). It is a long thread so be patient. Then drop the cover down. Next pick your sunglasses off the floor where they dropped out of the sunglasses pocket.
The fuse box is right before your very eyes! It's helpfully marked services. A red 10A. Pull, replace, and in the best Haynes Joke Book fashion... "putting it back together is the reverse of dismantling"!