Before when I was walking back to my car (The Ford Probe, so this is going back some time,
) after I'd just popped in to Tesco I saw a woman park next to my car and hit her door against my door,
I marched over and asked her what the hell she was doing and she acted all weird and defensively saying how she'd hardly touched it etc, so I pointed out the mark she'd made and she then said that I was parked too far over,
And she then instructed me to get tape measure to measure up the spaces and how I was too far over,
I wasn't too far over, she was just an idiot who didn't give a crap about my car.
She then said she didn't have time for this and stormed off.
I waited until she was out of sight then kicked her wing mirror off!
I bet that taught the *****!