When u brake seats feel like moves about, ur always ON the seat rather than IN the seats.
It's a booster seat James. Ask mummy to tighten the belt for you next time.
An almost dangerous car as theres a CHRONIC lack of storage space,
Yes, this has been highlighted as one of NCAP's main criteria for testing dangerous cars. Ferrari, Aston Martin and Porsche have been similarly identified for being almost dangerous for storage space.
....terrible lack of headroom (musnt forget its based on d segment 159!!!), glass roof doesnt open.
......tell mummy you no longer need the booster seat.
Steering is too big and placement of certain switches illogical.
You've inadvertently stepped onto a canal boat. That explains the soft suspension. Try getting out and walking to the front to check the badge. If your feet get really, really wet.....and you sink....it is a canal boat.
It has a 3rd battery in 5 yrs. Just not on!!!
Your mummy really is a MILF and she's using the Brera as a lady toy. It's a fair price as she doesn't want the engine noise to wake you up at night. Bless her.
Tyres frequently need replacing despite my mother not doing crazy amounts of miles AT ALL.
Every time she drops off her whiney, spotty little boy she tears up the tarmac like a mad ***** looking for some release. It's ruining the tyres but she's worth it just for putting up with you.
Shes trading it in for kia picanto and feeling all the more relieved and better for it.
You probably nagged her into it, didn't you? I just hope you're suitably contrite when she finally commits suicide.