Re: Git that pile of junk washed!
The best way to do it is this.
Unfurl the grapples and have an able swing from front to back. Dry, wet, then semi-pro before taking a full keg of N20 and delight over the roof. As it makes off with the initial neutrons, take at least 7 fairy-shaped coals and invite the paintwork to a Bob Holness.
After it has reacted with the duranduran but BEFORE the brigade is appreciated use the Yanxster to pockle gradually.
Stand back, light your pipe and admire your handywork.