Re: What Are The Chances Of That Happening?
Sounds like the wiring from the body to the boot has gone...common problem. Pull the rubber boot away at both ends and check it out. Bit of soldering and heat shrink should sort it out.
Suspension.....err, you mean it changes from god to bad each day...over the same roads? Is there a correlation to how much alcohol you had the night before?
........and how the hell did someone nixk your fag lighter with out you knowing?