Quite right.. I think I'll just keep a stash of camping equipment in the car, no longer will I have break-downs - rather impromptu camping trips on the glorious M5!
Now I've figured out the MPG display and the bluetooth handsfree system, just need to get the dealer to repair the parking sensors, then buy one of those stupidly expensive magic boxes that lets me plug an AUX cable into the head unit!
Then sort out a boot-liner so my dog can ride in the back, then some clips/grips to stop the floor mats sliding up under the pedals...
Then get the door dents taken out (only a few small dings from the last owner, no paint damage), then the Alloys could use a refurb... By then I'll probably need to replace the front suspension, and I might as well get a new set of front tyres while it's all off...
Oh and there's a few small stone-chips on the bonnet, so I'll sort them.. Might as well get a clear-coat/wrap after that to protect the finish..
An XRack would be nice so I can carry surfboard/skis/kayaks, as would a removable towing hitch.. Then I'll probably have to repair the parking sensors again..
Lets hope for that pay rise at Christmas