Took my car to the garage for an mot, yes sir we can do that while you wait.
Sitting in the reception talking to the very nice lady at the desk.
The chap walks back in after 5min, "blimey that was quick" i said.
"um, had a bit of an accident" he said.
"what do you mean an accident?" i said.
"the car doesn't have parking sensors on it does it?" he said
"no" i said
" i thought it did, be cause it was beeping when i put it in reverse" he said
" thats just to let you know that you are in reverse" i said
He had only backed it into a wall!! " I did wonder when the beepers were going to get faster" he said.
"wernt you watching where you were going" i said
"no" he said. looking very red in the face!
Luckily only a small scratch which they will get sorted free of charge!
But i don't think the other guys in the workshop are going to let him live it down any time soon!