Ok so I am getting more faults than I know what to do with. Why does my car hate me? I've lavished love, lots of time and hundreds of pounds on said vehicle. At the moment the airbag light has come on for no reason. I plugged in the trusty cable and fired up the fiat ecu scan but it wont clear the error WHY????? The squeaky noise from the engine when the AC is on plus the squeaky break, wobbly exhaust, strange repeating drone from one of the wheels at low speed, the radio that randomly turns on and the "you've got a faulty bulb" light that only comes on when it rains will all have to wait.
Airbag fault you can now deal with on advice from Tommy.
The squeaky noise will be the belt for the air con, belts tend to squeel when they get wet, otherwise it will be the clutch in the air con pump.
Wobbly exhaust - broken or detached exhaust rubber.
The drone noise unfortunately will be a bearing, check tyre pressures first as that's the cheap route.
Radio, could be a loose wire.
Faulty bulb when it rains means that you have water Ingres into the light fitting.
Easy fix jobs and tbh quite enjoyable little jobs, be thankful. Go through this section and see what the rest of us have to put up with from our alfas
P.S I do like the idea of a sacrificial burning of a Beemer