iv not seen him about since
i do actually wonder if he was a copper tbh
best one was i was sat at some lights. they changed to green so i went. some muppet in a van came from the left jumping the lights, so i lent on the horn, as you do.
anyway continue on my and a cop pulls along side, "can you pull over sir", instant responce "why
cop - just pull over
so i did,
me - right, now why have you stopped me?
cop - because you ran a red light
me - er, no i didnt
cop- you did, that van beeped at you
me - no it didnt
, that was me, he went through he red light, thats why i beeped
cop - dont argue i heard him beep.
me (getting annoyed now) - NO, that was ME! , you were 2 cars behind me, both me and the car behind me moved, when the lights turned green, he kept coming on red, I, beeped my horn. clear now?
cop - ok, err, dont do it again.
back in the car im, WTF