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Subject: think like an Australian, you won't go wrong
Sheila was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she somehow slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled
>out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce! Bruce!" she yelled. Bruce came running in.
>"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
>"Strewth!" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Bluey" (his mate).
>They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
>"No way. We can't do it" Bluey said "Lets try Plan B." "Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?
>"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her."
> "Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that,
>I'll stay here and play with her ****."
>"Play with her ****"? Bluey said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate"?
> "No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet
>enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"