Well lads, its been swell, but my new Audi A4 Turbo is sweet as a nut, and the 156 I spent a fortune on is gathering dust in the driveway.
I drove it (156) last night after a month of driving the Audi, and I must say it is indeed the biggest pile of cheap italian ****e I ever had the misfortune to own.
Never again will the fickle, plastic fiat-made crap ever disgrace my driveway again. Gone are the worries, the constant faults, the depreciation and the huge repair bills.
Sure Audis need some fixin sometimes, but nowhere near what that steaming load of mince called Alfa ever needed, and the bits are way cheaper, due to the cars selling in such numbers.
The reason I still have it? Its dropped so low in value the dealer didnt even want it as a trade in, so its going to be a flower-pot or birdbath or summat. It only cost £5k, and then I spent about £3.5k on it in 6 months, its now book-valued at £3k, and ok the Audi is 1 year older, but I only paid £6k, its worth £10k right off the bat, doesnt depreciate and its so well put together there is no competition.
Goodbye my italian-plastic loving friends, long may yer lum reek, long may yer Alfa squeek.
Good riddance tae bad rubbish!
cheerio, cheerio cheerio. cheerio cheerio cheerioooo-o :wave:
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