Help/suggestions Please!!

After an evil night on the drink, I have lost my only remaining set of keys to my beloved 146 Ti (the spare set having been previously stolen from my rugby club, another story). This obviously leaves me with a car i can't open, drive or otherwise! I am hoping someone out there can tell me how i remedy this situation! Eg car locksmith may get me in but can an alfa garage rest the alfa code to accept a new key?

do i need new locks/ignition barrel all round?
how much is all this going to cost?
why am i so stupid?

At this point any help would be appreciated, as every attempt made to find my keys has drawn a blank!

Hope your all having a better time of it.

Many thanks,

Woodi

Where did you last see them?

Have you lost the maroon master key as well?

Eh... I hope your insurance covers the loss of keys...