In my reckless youth the following:-
Fiesta in ditch - me.
Fiesta sideways into road sign - me again.
Different Fiesta rolled over a roundabout, - er er ummm, me again.
My XR3i Cabriolet (yes I know!) into the back of a Landrover, - er umm, me again (but I was distracted by a stunning young lady walking on the side of the road).
My first 147 - Rear ended by a **** in a white van. - Him.
Mazda 6 - Reversed into by a **** in a Saxo, whilst I was stationary and had my hand on the horn for about 5 seconds before he hit me - him.
Mazda 6 - Another bloke in a white van failing to see that I had stopped before smashing into the back of me. - him.
Hmm is there a trend here......
