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Old 17-08-2008   #7 (Post Link)
Omega2Alfa
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Re: Chris Morris at his best - the new drug cake

Chris Morris is an absolute comedy legend. I got the Brass Eye DVD last Xmas, and it's just quality all the way through. Loved this bit from the cake episode:

Noel Edmonds: What is cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as di-mesmeric ansonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain that deals with time perception so a second feels like a month. Almost sounds like fun, unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street.

Bruno Brookes: You know they've even tested this stuff on rats. Turned them into bl**dy Space Hoppers.

Bernard Manning: And if you're sick on this stuff, you can puke yourself to death. One girl threw up her own pelvis. What a ****ing disgrace.

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