Woman: Lots of Multitasking ...
... but nothing gets finished ...
It was quite a nice day yesterday, so when I got home from work the missus suggested (ordered) that we should go out and have a crack at the garden (neither of us are particularly keen gardeners ...)
So I start sorting out Shed #1 that contains the kids toys, whilst she sweeps the patio/decking ... I get a shout after about 5 mins "Chris how do you do this bit?" ... so I explain what needs to be done, to which the response is "well can you do it while I get on with the strimming" ... so I go and get the strimmer out for her ...
... I've just finished doing the patio when I get a call "Chris the strimmer is broken", so I go and fix the strimmer, to which the response "well can you just finish this whilst I get on with Mowing the lawn" ... so I go and get the lawn mower out for her ...
... I've just finished the strimming when I get a call "Chris can you finish off the lawn, so I can weed the kids play area" ... ok I say ...
... I've just finished the lawn when I get a call "Chris can you help me with the weeding because my gloves are too thin and I can't pull up there prickly ones" ... so I go and finish off the weeding.
... after dinner I'm putting the kids to bed when I get a call "Chris can you help me with mowing the front lawn, I can't do it", so after I've got the kids to bed I go out and finish mowing the lawn, whilst the missus is sweeping the driveway ...
... just as I've finished mowing the lawn I get a call "Chris can you finish sweeping the driveway so I can go in and tidy the house ...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ...

and for legal reasons ...
any events described in my posts are purely hypothetical
I'm just a pathetic waste of space who loves making
up rubbish and posting it on the interweb 
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