always read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse.
Excellent! That really made me laugh.
It does go to show that if you believed everything you read you wouldn't be able to do anything.
Reminds me of an email I once got:
"Girls, you have to be careful as there is a new breed of conman prowling the streets.
If you get a knock on the door, and when you answer it a man asks to see your boobs... DON'T DO IT! He only wants to see your boobs!
This guy has been getting away with it for ages, so warn all your friends who might be vulnerable".