You don't live in Shropshire do you?
No Scotland - but they may do missionary work abroad.
You don't think maybe Jehovah is a secret Alfa fan? Could explain a few things......
Like why the sun always comes out when I put the roof down.....
And why lights go to green when I approach - unless there's another Alfa already queuing....
And why the price of fuel is increasing so that there's less traffic around to get in my way....
And why the Spider is invisible to speed cameras.
Isn't it amazing what you can believe when you put your mind to it.
Hallelujah brothers and sisters.
