Clarckison!!
OK, you've got me started. The man has 5 or maybe 6 brain cells. Unfortunately they have incompatible connections. He thinks 43532 year old jokes are funny. His hair looks like it should be decorating his co**ck. His dress sense - well, let's leave it there. He even thinks he has good taste in music!! Can you imagine that great gangly streak of cack 'Rock[ing] You All Night Long?' Well excuse my unwillingness to jump on the bandwagon, but it really isn't for me
And then there's his 'political' views. Controversial! Slightly to the left of Douglas Hurd more like
And doing what he gets paid at least £58 trillion pounds a minute for - i.e. driving cars - he doesn't even seem to realise that pressing the brake pedal (If your reading this Jerry - that's the one in the middle) disengages the cruise con!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if he could actually get 2 of those precious brain cells to connect he'd realise that the best place to keep your right foot when driving with cruise con on is on the middle pedal - greatly reduces thinking time (see highway code)